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Subject: Jizzney. A CottonMouth motion picture studio. - by: CottonMouth

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Why Jizzney? Why now?

Well, its a fair question, but its also unfair to ask. Let me explain: Jizzney is not only going to be the best motion picture company in its genre, it will be the ONLY motion picture company in its genre; guaranteed success! It's demographic is so large that its impossible to fail.

Partnerships? Hirings? Can I become a Jizzney employee?

Short Answer: No. Long Answer: No, you can't faggot.

Well, that's basically all I have to say regarding the actual company, on to details of production, or as us at Jizzney call it, prodicktion.

We will be operating of of New York, United States. We have several thousand dollar's invested by private investors from various states and latin american countries, and so we thank our amigo's from Bolivia for their continued support, Gracias!

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Subject: L4D New campaign - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 01:05:22 +0100

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Will be on L4D 1 & 2. BOTH OF THEM..

It takes place before The Passing [Where bill is dead] and shows how he got killed and events before The Passing takes place.

They are ALSO putting L4D1 Campaign "No Mercy" in L4D2 in addition to the new campaign.

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Just posting these videos because they all seem like pretty funny ppl.

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SilveR — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:09:54 +0100

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CottonMouth — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:07:31 +0100

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Jessica Biel as Mary Lou Everton
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Horse arrived, murdered Marx, which made Albert suicidal. Horse mocked Albert alot, and then Albert realized Horse was literally a Horse, so he broke Horse's legs and killed her. The inmates applauded Albert for overcoming his disability.

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EDIT:

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OH and

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Billy Kidd — Sat, 08 May 2010 03:48:59 +0100

Subject: Team Fortress: Band of Brothers - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:58:38 +0100

Subject: 1 missed call - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:06:32 +0100

If you don't see the significance of this pic, go kill yourself

Subject: Hot girls backstabbing - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:40:47 +0100

Subject: Ouch ouch OMFG ouch - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 07 May 2010 20:36:46 +0100

Subject: Video Card question - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Fri, 07 May 2010 04:54:42 +0100

What ah you, retahdid?

im typin in a bahstan accent

I lookin fah a video cad, the last one I had couldnt ran team fortress too or leffuh dead 2 very well.

What is the cheapest cahd that can run em at macks settings with 60 fps. Its a pretty lahge problem not a small one.

its my fahkin monita, 1920x1080 and can't run wit my old cad no more.

I'm lookin out ma window, loads of cahs, I even saw a bayah killin my neighba!

Im so drunk from all this beah, Im gonna visit the museum of fine ahts maybe.
Life aint fayah huH?!

And then all the gahbage they put in the mexican hahba, gonna kill animals n stuff. stupid oil rig.

I got to meet the mayah yesterday, a nice fella. fuckin noo yokers bawl team sucks, go sawwx!

I was waiting at fenway for a whole owah! there was a damn pahty in the packin lot!
I took some pikcha's of the boston squaya. Tommorah is afta today by the way.

Can't anyone get a bottle a watah around heya? I'm a memba ah da republican pahty, and I'm also mentally retahded my docta says.

So I said, ok if im retahded, then why do I go to pretzel pahla's? I get a nice soft pretzel and eat it in the pahk with my wife and auhnt.

ANd I saw a huge fya across the squaya yesterday, the whole thing was on fyah. it was so bzah.

Born and raised in bahstan!!!!

Anyway, I need a video card that can run TF2/L4D2 at high settings cuz my current one shat the brick with this high ass resolution, whats the cheapest 1

Subject: TF2 Engineer Update Teaser - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 06 May 2010 17:43:14 +0100

Subject: Best Freestyle? - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Thu, 06 May 2010 07:43:43 +0100

John Mayer

vs.

Ice Cube

vs.

Eminem

Subject: Marine - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Thu, 06 May 2010 03:43:47 +0100

So its the same guy, shit hes got some stories lol. He said they were searching a building and his captain or whatever was jacked had traps to his ears etc. So they enter a building and two guys are like "Its not us we not bad we not bad" and they were like SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. And then a retarded one he said came out he was like droopy to the left and sagging hands etc and the sergeant whos jacked punched him in the face freaked out like FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER and he fell down and started turnign purple and the translator they had was saying he needed help. the other guy was saying "mistar he is sick mistar!"

So their officer said to fuckin leave and go to other side of town and later the day the guy came to the camp and said "you marines killed so and so!" and they were like nope we weren't even over there.

Ill tell you more stories as he tells them lol....

Subject: Greetings friend - by: Foxx

Foxx — Wed, 05 May 2010 20:00:14 +0100

I am Foxx hear me ROARRRRRR

GET INTO THE FOXX HOLE!!!

look fermiler SilveR

Subject: Oil Spill :O - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Wed, 05 May 2010 15:59:41 +0100

So theres this 25 year old who was in the marines from 2004-?? and he was like, why was a SWAT team sent to the oil spill before FEMA or anything. He was sayin like North Korea, Russia, and some other countries drill in the gulf coast and thought that it was attacked . He was like why the fuck send a SWAT team to an oil spill something happend.

He also brought in a video of him and some others in Iraq and pretty much his story was: He and three other marines were in a building and an abrams tank and some marines were on the road, so like a jihad pulls up in a car and three guys get out firing, the guys in the building were like oh fuck. So they ran down stairs and 1 jihad was dead infront of the car, and two were alive, so they started shooting.

The car had explosives in it so when the gas tank exploded the fire retracted under the car and went BOOOOM. Then they were all dead and the guy who was laying infront of car was burnt now and naked with rigormortis, and he filmed it and brought it in. Basically its him and 3 others over the dead burnt guy and hes like zoomin in on his dick laughing cuz its super small and burnt, then he goes over to another guy who is like "mistar please watar!" cuz hes shot, with a punctured lung. Then sum1 says fuck plastic give that piece of shit cloth, so they wrap his wound in cloth and he dies after.

He said that if you wrap it in plastic wiht apunctured lung it lets you breath, cloth it just goes right through. lol

I thought it was an interesting story =/ FYI class was Fire Science and teacher is some former firefighter and we don't do ANYTHING and every1 curses and he doesnt give a shit, its great. We watch videos of people burning dicks.

Subject: Oil Spill Truth - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Tue, 04 May 2010 19:12:12 +0100

Subject: Yeah we're screwed - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Tue, 04 May 2010 04:20:41 +0100

The more I read about it everyday, the worse it gets. This might be much larger than anyone is predicting. Yeah, we're all screwed, those ports that its about to cover are important for the US, I hope they can contain it before it starts shutting them down. I mean how are the rich white collar guys going to get their coke now?

Subject: What is German? - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Tue, 04 May 2010 04:06:56 +0100

Are you kidding me? This little fuck need to quit touring and go back to school.

Subject: A Book by CottonMouth - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Tue, 04 May 2010 02:52:20 +0100

A Novel by CottonMouth.

----------------------------Cum: The Tragedy of Ricardo McVaginas-----------------------------

----------------------------------Chapter Juan------------------------------------------------

It was a cold april morning, and his nipples were erect like tiny grains of rice. It was a peaceful time in the small town of Giantfucking Horsedick, and a man by the name of Ricardo McVaginas was on his way home from work at the tobacco plant, but he was confronted by a mysterious woman. "Ricardo I presume?" Ricardo gave her a quizical look, as he had never seen this woman among the villagers before, "Yes, and who are you?" She turned away. "It matters not Ricardo, what does matter however, is how big is your cock?" Ricardo's limp and floppy cock jumped in excitement at the prospect of fucking a stranger, a fantasy Ricardo often thought of since he was a young boy. The sun was beating down on his head, and the woman was staring at him sternly, demanding an answer.
"I, Why does that matter?" he said while staring at her enormous floppy boobs. She once again turned away but then looked in his dickhole and moved closer, suddenly Ricardo had no pants and a huge dick. "What the-?" "Shh, I have powers beyond your imagining Ricardo, I have come here to give this town a giant dicked man, to bring them out of the rough economy!" Ricardo was thinking that made no sense, but then again he had a large dick and it wasn't even hard. "You've got a point--- can I have your name now?" "Certainly, its Cancertits."

"Uuuh, alright then Cancertits, lets do this thing." Ricardo moved towards Cancertits but she rejected his advance. Ricardo was pissed, he thought for sure she wanted his dick, but then Ricardo's wife came out. "RICARDO, what the fuck are you doing with that huge dick and no pants on! FAGGOT!" Ricardo shouted back "You shut up you fuckin dumb bitch, its not a DICK its a tortada." "OH fuck you then who is that ho?." Ricardo grabbed Cancertits hand and put it on his giant cock, which now was black. "She blessed me with this black cock bitch, and I want a divorce!" Oh fuck now she was PISSED. Ricardo's wife, Emilia Buttfuck, grabbed her gun and charged at Ricardo while firing. "I don't think so madam Buttfuck" said Cancertits. Cancertit's enormous vagina shot out a midget version of Adam Sandler, who buttfucked Buttfuck to death in an ironic scene.

CHAPTER TWO SOON!!

------------------------------Chapter Too---------------------------------------------------

Subject: Valve Action Figures - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Mon, 03 May 2010 07:41:30 +0100

Steam has cut a deal with gamingheads.com to produce action figures for valve characters. According to the site they will be using the game models so they will be as realistic as possible.

www.gamingheads.com/
I hope this is legit cause the TF2 set would be awesome!!

Launching next will be gaminghats.com so you can customize your new action figure with hats!

Subject: Little Lupe FTW - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sun, 02 May 2010 09:45:36 +0100

WIN!

Subject: Mechwarrior 4 demand kills distribution site - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 22:17:54 +0100

I posted yesterday about mechwarrior 4 being released for free. I guess im not the only one who was going to try it! Theres so much traffic to the site, their servers couldn't handle it. It's been down for many hours now. I'm still waiting on my download, seems it uses the bit torrent protocol for distributing the actual software. Anyways hope to fucking own some of you in mw4 very soon...

Subject: APB payment model, launch date, and pre-order revealed - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 09:10:41 +0100

apb.com/pre-order/

June 28th - $50.00 50 hours of "action" gameplay
20 more hours $7.00 or unlimited for $10 a month

The pricing just killed it for me, I don't think I could commit to monthly payments for this game. Just as an example, during this last closed beta I have clocked 30 hours of game play in less than two weeks. The retail copy wouldn't last me a month.

What do you guys think?

Realtime Worlds' forthcoming urban crime MMORPG All Points Bulletin has finally been dated. The title will launch in North America on June 29 and on July 2 in Europe.

In addition to the street date, Realtime Worlds has unveiled the payment model, which looks to parcel out sections of game play via micro payments. The retail client will be available digitally or in stores ($49.99/£34.99/€49.99) and will include 50 hours of 'action' game play plus unlimited time in the social districts. These districts include character customizing, socializing, and marketplace trading. Once you burn through your initial 50 hours of action play, you can purchase an additional 20 hours for $6.99 (£5.59, €6.29) or opt for the 30-day 'unlimited' package at $9.99 (£7.99, €8.99). There will also be 90 and 180 day discounts available.

Your retail box (or download) will also include 100 RTW points which can be put towards additional game time and other perks to be announced. Players will be able to convert their in-game customizations into items that can be traded to friends or put on the marketplace. RTW points can also be converted to game time or in-game currency.
Realtime Worlds also announced the pre-order perks for All Points Bulletin. Early customers will get 10 hours of additional action game time, a key to the city which allows pre-launch event access, exclusive clothing, decals, emotes, and a custom vehicle. Check out the pre-order video as well as the launch press release.

Subject: Black Prophecy beta coming soon - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 08:53:35 +0100

Think this will this put a hit on eve? This game looks awesome.

blackprophecy.com/
Beta sign up blackprophecy.gamigo.com/

Subject: Time Travel RTS - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 08:42:31 +0100

Check out this new Time Travel RTS called Achron, looks like it would be a lot of fun!
achrongame.com/site/index.php

Subject: Real life FPS - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:38:19 +0100

Capturing Somali pirates: first-person shooter view

Watch as some Dutch marines board a container ship that had been hijacked by Somali pirates. The footage is from a camera mounted on one of the marines' helmets.

Fuck Modern Warfare 2, Join the Marines!

Subject: Mechwarrior 4 Free Release - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 01 May 2010 05:23:25 +0100

www.mektek.net/projects/mw4/

Subject: Errr. Six legged chick - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:50:07 +0100

Imagine a porno with that like eight legged freak from india giving handjobs and getting spooged on thatd me hilarious.

So, what would it be called??

My guesses would be:

Curry and Cum
One Girl, Eight Cocks
Eights Cumpany
Spiderjob
Spidermans Daughter fucks eight guys! (casual porn site name)
Cuma Sutra
Look at this freak giving handjobs
Looks like a spider, Fucks like Chrishna
Budha Kakki (get it like bukakke)

p.s. does that bitch like live in the crawlspace or ceiling of a house? Does she weave webs?

Subject: Mario Porn? - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Sat, 01 May 2010 00:39:10 +0100

Is there a Mario porno out there with like princess peach looking for a plumber. And mario comes in and bends over under the sink with his buttcrack showing, and princess peach starts fingering her twat on the table behind him and mario comes out to tell her something then camera pans to his face just starting and then to peaches face biting her bottom lip and smiling and moaning then both of them and mario is just staring and then starts eating her pussy and she moans a little and pulls out 1 nipple and starts to lick it and then gets off the table and unbuttons mario's pants and starts blowing him and then luigi comes in and starts fisting princess peach's ass while mario is jerking himself as she gurgles his balls and then luigi whips his cock out and starts fucking her in the pussy while mario cumshots her and leaves the scene, and then peach takes all her clothes off and bowser comes in and fucks her in the throat but she starts coughing up blood and develops typhus and dies shortly afte rbut luigi doesnt realize it and continues to fuck her until she gets rigomortis and his dick gets stuck in hher pussy and he calls a plumber to get his dick and its ironic because mario comes over and laughs but then realized peach is dead and got all sad and then got luigi's cock out but didnt realize bowser was behind him so then bowser tore mario's pants off and starting fucking him anally and luigi ran and mario's butthairs entangled bowsers dick in his ass so he called the plumber which was luigi and then he got bowsers dick out and they both turned to bowser and luigi took out a butchers cleaver and cleaved his cock off and mario picked it up and started to strangle bowser with it and luigi started to fuck bowser in the bloody hole where his dick was but then luigi gets cancer. and mario takes luigi to the doctor who is actually wario who then fucks mario in the ass while luigi dies and mario turns around and spanks luigi's dead body as he starts to lick his little brown hole, and then wario gets ready to cumshot and puts mario on his knees and he cums in his mouth and mario gets up and runs out of the doctors office and then sees a naked chick in the road dead, and then fucks her.

Anything kinda like that
?

Subject: Check out this habib - by: CottonMouth

CottonMouth — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:20:07 +0100

poststuff5.entensity.net/043010/flash.php?media=thing.flv

Subject: Wincest? - by: xcLu420

xcLu420 — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:26:15 +0100

Had to share this, been in my vent comment all evening.

dlisted.com/node/37072

Subject: Chinese Soldier Grenade Throw Fail - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:51:28 +0100

Subject: Beastmode Rap Quotes - by: SilveR

SilveR — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 08:11:26 +0100

"And a year before your kid's 10th birthday came, you didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame" - AOTP - Seven

"The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom" - Kid Cudi - Soundtrack 2 My Life

"Instead I pulled bricks from the walls of my imagination and threw them through the window of opportunity" - Vakill - The Creed

MOAR

Subject: Mod Nation Beta Key up for grabs - by: thedee

thedee — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:34:55 +0100

First come first serve. This is a beta key for the upcoming Mod Nation for PSP.

T5JL-2RBC-96LP

Subject: Black Monoploy - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:47:32 +0100

Subject: I find this logo a little fucked up - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:35:21 +0100

Your thoughts?

Subject: Just because it's still hot as fuck... - by: xcLu420

xcLu420 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:08:25 +0100

Specifically the second beat.

Subject: You faggots, i mean maggots come with more artillery!! - by: freeko

freeko — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 16:25:51 +0100

come on, yea we all know abp got its ups and its shits but does that have to stop us from everyone knowing our name? WE HAVE TO SHOW THE WORLD OF ABP WHICH BIRD SHIT STANDS OUT ON A BLACK SHOW. they will regret the day they decided too make clans in a 100% online game, REGRET IT!! We are the methane when people decided too flame on. We bring bigger bangs then U.S. trained terrorists, All for one, fuck a shoe.... i mean ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL, THIS MAY NOT MAKE ANY SENSE BUT YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE A TRANSVESTITE MAN-BTICH. bitch best be postin >:o|

Subject: BLOODBATH - by: Gulron

Gulron — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:08:55 +0100

2v1 in HoN ends in me being a savage.

Subject: APB beta keys for all, GET ONE NOW - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:55:25 +0100

All the keys are gone, Join the vent 216.6.224.117:3978 and ask for one.

Subject: Gulron? - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:18:46 +0100

Subject: Wait for it, you know its coming - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 20:09:43 +0100

Subject: Double Mac Down - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:38:18 +0100

Who's hungry!

Subject: Cash Club - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:33:04 +0100

Subject: Spoiled Rage - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:38:09 +0100

I lol'd

Subject: It's me ah Mario - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:12:53 +0100

Mario + Flash = AWEOSME!

Tuper Tario Tros
Bullet Bill
The Peoples Mario
Super Mario 63

Subject: GTA 5 Leak - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:15:06 +0100

lol

Subject: No Joystick no problem - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:25:03 +0100

Subject: Diversity at its finest - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:22:17 +0100

Subject: Video Game Nerd - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:13:14 +0100

Subject: Virtual fisting ftw! - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:06:25 +0100

Subject: Guess this location - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 21:03:23 +0100

Subject: Hitler vs Youtube - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:48:19 +0100

If you did not know, Youtube has removed some hitler parody videos from their site.

Hitler replys...

Thanks www.funnyordie.com

Subject: out of booze & bullets? - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:41:55 +0100

Pick up a cross bow why your there.

Subject: Losers - by: xcLu420

xcLu420 — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:01:17 +0100

Who's going to see it? Thoughts? I personally think it will be a pretty good movie, IE keep me entertained, and get some lulz. Definitely will be baked though.

Subject: Try too shine my knob now ;) - by: freeko

freeko — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 11:59:23 +0100

www.toxel.com/tech/2009/11/15/disappearing-doorknob-concept/

I'm getting this for all the door in my house, fuck what you heard. do you understand what i am say?

Subject: xPlosionCS - Epidemic Impersonation - by: SilveR

SilveR — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 08:54:47 +0100

So, drifting around on our web statistics I found a site with a shit ton of links linking into Epidemic, after actually visiting this site which I had never heard of this is what I discovered.

tcadmin.xplosioncs.com.br/

I mean, really?

REALLY?

Subject: South Park Episode 201 - Offensive as shit? - by: SilveR

SilveR — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 21:39:08 +0100

(Image from South Park Studios www.southparkstudios.com)

DID ANYONE see it?
The shit was so censored by Comedy Central that you couldn't understand half of what was going on ahaha, THE GREATEST episode EVER.

A parody of islam threatening about showing Mohammad and yet they really end up threatened by islamics. www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/201...pisodes_prophet.html

Subject: Steam for Mac - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 08:20:14 +0100

What does this mean? Absolutely nothing... most mainstream games require Direct X, a product from Microsoft. The Steam mac store will contain mostly games none of us would even want to play. I guess it's a start in the right direction.

Subject: om nom nom - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 07:56:29 +0100

Subject: Oreo ... - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 07:26:47 +0100

why?

Subject: Rendered speechless - by: Billy Kidd

Billy Kidd — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 07:18:51 +0100